Name: Red Eye Jane
Duration: P00H03M12S
Description: Red Eye Jane relates a bathos filled story of sex, drugs and sunbathing. Jane (the well-endowed heroine) fills Dan (her well-intentioned, stubby wearing paramour) with lust after a drug fueled massage session at her Carlton high-rise. A slippery outcome ensues after the young lothario's liberal application of olive oil as a tanning agent with predictably tragic results.

Red Eye Jane

by The Offtopics

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Red Eye Jane relates a bathos filled story of sex, drugs and sunbathing. Jane (the well-endowed heroine) fills Dan (her well-intentioned, stubby wearing paramour) with lust after a drug fueled massage session at her Carlton high-rise. A slippery outcome ensues after the young lothario's liberal application of olive oil as a tanning agent with predictably tragic results.

lyrics

RED EYE JANE - Bb

RIFF
db-f-ab-bb-db bb ab
db-f-ab-bb-bb

Bb
Dan had a girlfriend
Lived up by Lygon
Half Dutch and half Maltese
So damn fine she nearly drove him to his knees.

Bb
Red Eye-oh. He’s got the Eye-oh.
Db Eb Bb
Eye-oh Eye-oh Singin’ Red Red Red Eye-oh.

Now how can I explain?
We gotta give this girl a name.
She liked a toke and a little smoke
So we’ll call her Red Eye Jane.

Red Eye-oh. He’s got the Eye-oh.
Eye-oh Eye-oh Singin’ Red Red Red Eye-oh.

Dan would try to please her,
This six foot tall Malteser
With olive skin, she’s built for sin
Silky thighs he want to get buried in.

Red Eye-oh. He’s got the Eye-oh.
Eye-oh Eye-oh Singin’ Red Red Red Eye-oh.

Red Eye liked to tan
She always called on Dan
To set in motion the rubbing of lotion
He’s such a helpful man

Red Eye-oh. He’s got the Eye-oh.
Eye-oh Eye-oh Singin’ Red Red Red Eye-oh.

BRIDGE
While Jane is getting oiled up
Dan’s blood is getting boiled up
He gets a tent in his stubbies
He’s packing a chubby
Things are getting hot
Got no time to check if the oil
is extra virgin or not
Probably not.

RIFF
He tries to embrace
She flew up past his face
From her Carlton flat she hit the mat
She went splat on the street below

Red Eye-oh. He’s got the Eye-oh.
Eye-oh Eye-oh Singin’ Red Red Red Eye-oh.
Red Red Red Eye-oh.
Red Red Red Eye-oh.

credits

released September 25, 2017
Polash Larsen: Guitars, Lead vocals
Mark Bretherton: Keyboards, Backing vocals
Linc Yow Yeh: Drums, Backing Vocals
Tim Webb: Bass, Percussion
Omid Shayan: Saxophones
Howard Norsetter: Trumpet

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The Offtopics Melbourne, Australia

From Bourbon Street in New Orleans to Memphis and Jamaica via the bars of Brunswick, The Offtopics deliver infectious songs that will make you tap your feet and bring a smile to your face. Fronted by funk dynamo Polash Larsen, these are some of Melbourne’s most talented musicians working their basses off to show you a good time. ... more