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Isolation (Tonight)
03:01
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ISOLATION (TONIGHT)
Words and music by Polash Larsen
V Chords
F Fmaj7 Gm Bb C x 3
F Bb F C
V1
After all these weeks in lockdown
A routine still won’t be found
But I know there’s someone I can count on…
Tonight…
V2
I’ve cleared my busy schedule
It wasn’t exactly hard
Got my phone charged and ready for your call
Tonight…
CH
Bb F/A
Tonight I’m looking for that sparkle in
C
your eyes.
Bb F/A C
Tonight I’m hungry for your smile.
Bb F/A A7
Tonight we’ll tell each other beautiful lies
F Bb F C
Tonight…
V3
I’ll compliment your dress.
Will you notice I shaved?
How I long for your tender caress
Tonight…
BR
Dm Bb F Am
If only we’d been together at the start
Dm Bb F Gm
Dumb luck and circumstance is why we’re apart
Dm Bb F A7
Any awkward silence during our heart to heart
Bb F
We’ll blame the net.
Bb F
Let’s not forget.
Bb F
There’s a long way yet.
Gm C
Of loneliness and isolation.
V4
So I’ll tilt my beer to the camera
You’ll wave your chardonnay
We’ll pretend it’s just like being together
Tonight…
CH
Tonight I’m looking for a sparkle in your eyes.
Tonight I’m hungry for your smile.
Tonight we’ll tell each other beautiful lies
Tonight…
Outro
F Bb F Bb F Bb Bbm F
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2. |
Melbourne Rain
04:18
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MELBOURNE RAIN
Riff x 2 (riff is over Gm7 to Fmaj7)
Gm7 f e d\c a g a (g hammer on a)
Gm7 f e d\c a g a f/g c\bflat
VERSE 1
Gm7 Fmaj7 Gm7 Fmaj7
Melbourne rain has a way of beating you down.
Such a pain as you splash your feet on the ground.
Sure other places might be wetter than this
But the Melbourne rain is like a junkie’s kiss.
Riff x 2
VERSE 2
Soft and gentle. Sometimes extreme.
Is it a nightmare or a feverish dream?
So many angles trying to find her way in.
A moment of weakness and I’m soaked through to my skin.
PRE-CHORUS
c a c Eb C
Are you gunna get your things together?
c a c Eb C
Get moving don’t worry about the weather.
c a c Eb F G
Pack up your bags and you better go
CHORUS
G Am F F/G Bb
Vanuatu
G Am F F/G Bb
Raratonga
G Am F F/G Bb
Koh Samui
G Am F F/G Bb
Nothing like a dopamine sunrise
G Am Dm C
Riff x 2
VERSE 3
The Melbourne rain has her way of keeping me around
Try as I might there’s just no skipping out of town.
Glossy brochures tempt me with blues skies
Glossy people smiling glassy smiles.
PRE-CHORUS
CHORUS x 3 – to end
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3. |
Donna and Ali
04:43
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DONNA AND ALI (UP ON SYDNEY RD)
INTRO D D D d c b a b
VERSE 1
G C
Donna works in a bridal shop
G D
She’s just up on Sydney Road
On her feet all day she don’t stop
Tulle and taffeta by the truckload
Bossy bridesmaids and their pushy brides
Talking down as if she’s dumb
Donna takes them all in her stride
She knows one day her prince will come.
CHORUS
Gmaj7 Am
Does she know she’s one of the lucky ones?
We all see she’s got a good heart.
And if she’s left her run just a little late
Gmaj7 Am Gmaj7 G G G C D
Maybe it’s still not too late –not too late - not too late to start?
VERSE 2
Ali’s nearby on Albert Street
Workshop passed down from his dad.
All day long he’s on his feet.
Too much to do – he doesn’t believe in being sad.
Keeping taxis on the road
Grease under his fingernails
Tiba’s kebab for lunch reload
Past Donna’s shop he often strays.
CHORUS
Gmaj7 Am
Does he know she’s one of the lucky ones?
Can he see she’s got a good heart?
And if he’s left his run just a little late
Gmaj7 Am Gmaj7 G G G C D
Maybe it’s still not too late –not too late - not too late to start?
SOLO over VERSE Chords as follows
G C
G D
G C
G D D D d c b a
VERSE 3
Friday night she’s got to close the store
Donna ushers her last customer outside
When she struggles with her roller door
Ali - happens to pass her by
“Excuse me, can you help me with this chore?”
Ali sees a pair of kind smiling eyes.
Without a word he pulls it to the floor
Donna looks at him and si-gh-s
CHORUS x 2
Gmaj7 Am
Do they know they’re the lucky ones?
Can they see they’ve got good hearts?
And if they’ve left their run just a little late
Gmaj7 Am Gmaj7 G G G C D
Maybe it’s still not too late –not too late - not too late to start?
Last time end on G major
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4. |
Black Dog Blue
03:58
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BLACK DOG BLUES
Verse chord progression
a c D A G turn around on C C#maj7 D7
a c D A G turn around on Em Eb7 Dmaj7
Fmaj7 Cm7+9 Bm7+9 Am7+9 riff
Chorus chord progression
Em7 A x 2
Em7
A Bm G D x 2
G A Bm B D
Verse 1
He’s been thinking
While he’s been drinking
Drinking all by himself
Despite all this thinking
He’s not linking
The bottle to his bad health
But he’s trying to kick it all by himself.
Verse 2
This poor slob
Has a black dog
The dog’s his only friend
She’ll woof whine and sob
She’s got the job
Of hounding him to the end.
But he’s trying to kick it all by himself.
Chorus
Em A
Don’t leave him alone.
Em A
Don’t send him home.
Em
Someone’s got to
A Bm G D
Throw this dog a bone and then
A Bm G D
He’ll see he’s not alone and then
A G Bm B
He’ll see he’s got a better friend
D
Than the dog.
SOLO over verse x 1
Verse 3
But the black dog
Like a heavy log
Drags him back again
Like a hopping frog
A man’s gotta jog
Over and around his old friend.
And he’s dying to kick it all by himself.
Verse 4
There’s no dialogue
In a dog free epilogue
No talking to the pain
You just gotta wait
For the state
The state of you to change
And I’m crying to kick it all by myself.
Chorus x 2 and finish.
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5. |
The Sky Captain's Bride
02:02
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Sky Captain’s Bride
Intro Riff:
A G#/E F#m A D Bm A riff
X 2
Verse 1
A D
Storm clouds boiling on the starboard side.
A E
Horizon cut by lightning knives.
Pre-Chorus
A E
Sky captain smiles at his lovely bride
A D
He’ll do his best to save their lives.
Chorus
A G#/E F#m A D Bm A riff
He ties her to the wheel so she’ll be alright.
Verse 2
A D
The boiler’s losing steam and the pressure dives.
A E
Airship shudders before the storm’s hungry tide.
Pre-Chorus
A E
Sky captain smiles at his lovely bride
A D
Tries not to see the tear she hides
Chorus
A G#/E F#m A D Bm A riff
He ties her to the wheel so she’ll be alright. X 2
Bridge
F#m E
The storm runs long and deep.
F#m E
And the bride falls to a troubled sleep
F#m E
She dreams of the sky gods feeding.
F#m Bm C#m D
When she awakes she sees her husband bleeding.
Verse 3
A D
The captain drags forth the piece of bloodied steel
A E
With this he cuts his wife from the wheel.
Pre-Chorus
A E
Take the wheel fly on through the night.
A D
Keep the moon on the left while winds blow light.
A G#/E F#m A D Bm A
I tied you to the wheel so you’d be alright, tell ‘em
A G#/E F#m A D Bm A
I tied you to the wheel so you’d be alright.
A G#/E F#m A D Bm A
I tied you to the wheel so you’d be alright.
Finale
A G G Bm A
And the Captain smiled… At his lovely bride.
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6. |
Mr Tonight
03:52
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Mister Tonight
Intro: Dm Cm Bb Eb F
Verse 1
Bb F Eb
Two days since she took a slide to the right
Bb
Another lonely night
Can you count the ways she’s been looking for Mr Right
Not Mr Tonight.
Chorus
Cm Bb
Two arms to hold her
Two hearts to care
One roof above them
One bed to share
Cm Dm
And if she’s anything like she seems
Eb F
They’ll be making love behind the scenes
Bb
Mr Tonight
Eb F
Missed you tonight
Bb
Mr Tonight
Verse 2
He’s standing at the bar. Afraid to go far in case he
Misses his chance
Scarred from the game (he’s not the same) Needing
Old-fashioned romance.
Chorus
Bridge
Bb Eb
Stand a little closer now.
Dance a little slower now.
Hot breath on my neck
Wh-wh-wh wait a sec.
Emotional literacy
Avoids the wrong kind of intimacy
Maybe it’s all the same
Baby we can play the game without shame
Cm Dm
And it it’s anything like it seems
Eb F
We’ll be making love behind the scenes.
Missed you tonight…
Solo over verse pattern.
Bridge and end.
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